About Me

Ocean Fairydust Sparkle is a 23-year-old former golf caddy who enjoys duck herding, cookery and spreading fake news on Facebook. She is energetic and kind, but can also be very violent and a bit stingy.

She is addicted to coffee, something which her friend Hayden Ann O’Quinn pointed out when she was 15. The problem intensified in 2015. In 2015, Ocean lost her job as a golf caddy as a result of her addiction.

She is Belgian who defines herself as bisexual. She finished school and then left academia. She has a severe phobia of chickens, and is obsessed with zombies.

Physically, Ocean is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. She is short with chocolate skin, brown hair and black eyes. She has a birthmark on her left shoulder.

She grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. Her father left when she was young, leaving her with her mother, who was an addict.

She is currently in a relationship with Phyllis Kira Thompson. Phyllis is the same age as her and works as a legal secretary.

Ocean’s best friend is a former golf caddy called Hayden O’Quinn. They have a very firey friendship. She also hangs around with Kate Bennett and Cohen O’Brien. They enjoy planking together.